“Regulars” Pilot Script by Sid Frazier

ELLIE (in ASL; English subtitles): Yeah, I think someone old guy went into cardiac arrest after eating these. So they were recalled. Something about foreign matter contamination. (beat) And they’re expired.

CAM: Hell yes. Gimmie.

Read all of Sid Frazier’s “Regulars,” from Botticelli 22! (Cover image by Layla Updyke)